I Suck Vampire T-Shirt
XS
$23.00
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I Suck Vampire T-Shirt
$23.00
At least the vampire is self-aware.
The I Suck Vampire T-Shirt is a deadpan, low-effort vampire costume for people who prefer a joke to a cape. Put it on, show up and let the fangs be implied.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |